October 5th, 2014 NATIONAL ALERT
For the first time in 2200 years, a massive fire has engulfed the North American continent. Firefighters nationwide are currently combating the flames, but the size of the wildfires has become too extreme to handle. If you are currently in the any of the following states: WASHINGTON, ORGEON, IDADHO, MONTANA, WYOMING, NORTH DAKOTA, SOUTH DAKOTA, MINNESOTA, WISCONSIN, MICHIGAN, MAINE please head north immediately and quickly.
If your state was not mentioned, it is too late for evacuation. Please grab two buckets, a hose, and a hard hat and move to the streets. A local city official should organize you into a fire brigade within the hour.
THIS HAS BEEN A NATIONAL ALERT FROM THE NATIONAL OCEANIC AND ATMOSPHERIC ADMINISTRATION